**world’s smallest hands signs racist Muslim travel ban motion**

But anyway, now that Joy-Anna Duggar and Austin Forsyth are engaged, they can hold hands in any position they want.

What are the odds that Katy Perry starts dating Hiddleston, it seems she likes british guys and it would kill T.Swift.

Thats all I do when im drunk. Drop the slice of pizza, thanks jews. Puke in my friends car, jews. 

Man I love T-cruise. What did he ever do but jump on a couch and want to save the world from Xenu.

O: It’s none of your fucking business what they look like.

I thought the speech was effective which is scary. It was optimistic and charted a course for the country that his supporters will eat up. It was pro America, he laid out an America first policy which most Americans agree with. Many of his ideas are awful but there simple and understandable by…

I guess they’ll be getting the bars and I will be getting the stars.

Connie Britton got some major yabbos.

I used to watch workout with Jackie warner all the time , it was terrible but funny. Remember when that girl who was on the amazing race became a trainer on the show then she was flirting was Jackie all the time , then all of sudden she was a lesbian and with Jackie. Then Jackie dumped her for…

never let old people open envelopes.  beaty had the same face my mother has when she opens a letter from her phone provider ; total utter confusion staring at it and trying to determine what it is.

Thanks, Ive heard of arsonist and people who deliberately set fires or fire bugs. I never heard of a people getting sexually aroused from fire. I mean I have never been looking into my fireplace and felt like man this is getting me horny, so I guess im okay.

Hmmm, never heard that one before.

I like bush he seems like a nice person. You know a frat boy who deep down knows hes not that smart and wants to have his dads love, you know George HW likes jeb best. Iraq really screwed him, I can understand Afghanistan after the twin towers but Iraq was pointless. He was duped by cheney…

Is mel gibson’s wife like 12 years old.

Oh hell to the no, this is some frackala bullshit, you see how they do us. You knew they aint letting no white people singing and dancing movie win best pictures. I got my eye on you oscars.

Come to my store window, try on my comfortable, highly practical Jesbian jeans by the light of the moon.

I’m waiting on the melissa etheridge lesbian jeans line.