....that is one of the weirdest comments I've ever read. It made me feel like I took a hit of really good pot.

Lol. This reminds me of some of those comments that are like “Why aren’t you covering [some really terrible thing like a genocide! This website is horrible!” You’re reading a gossip column, not CNN ffs.

When Brooke Shields told him to go back to fighting aliens after he criticized her for seeking treatment for her post partum depression will never not give me a chuckle.

My cousin and I got pretty into Sisterwives at one point (the freakshow factor I guess). I'll never forget my Uncle coming into the living room and snatching the remote and ordering us to her room if we were going to "be watching that crap". (We were like 22 btw.)

I don't understand how Ivanka fucks that man...he looks like a puppet.

Lmao! That's oddly adorable 

Fair enough. I suppose you can have real friends who are also real dumbasses.

I think it was even primarily created and written by a man/men even though it was based on a book by a woman which also pisses me off and I feel like that’s why it always seemed like (to me) a man’s idea of what women do together. Also, I loved Chris Noth on Law & Order and I remember thinking his character was a…

I have never watched Vanderpump Rules, but I get the jist of this story based on reading articles (yes, apparently I will click on anything).

Woah woah as a white woman I must say don't drag me into this! I have always thought that show was horrible.

I hate watched Sex and the City as a teenager. The women seemed immature and self-sabatoging. I don't understand why it was such a phenomenon or relate to any of the characters. Maybe I'm just a jerk who hates things. Idk.

The guy who played his best friend on Scrubs was there and in on the joke. I remember seeing the look on his face like “oh, shit!” like he was not at all expecting his friend to go ape shit on a child.

Uh....who asked for your pandering? Lmao

I wish people gave a shit about my sex tapes. I will release them with my full consent if it makes me Paris/Kim K money lol

I too have experienced sexual and physical abuse. Then I bleached my hair, wore blue contacts, and then complained people saw me as only a Barbie.

Eh...I’ve said and done some pretty awful things while drunk. I actually have a very serious drinking problem. But random n-bombs? I don't think saying that word makes Paris Hilton an evil person who can never ever be forgiven, but I also don't think you use racially hurtful language just because you're drunk.

I don’t think enough people even care to drag her lol. I’m 30, but I have a couple friends (really, my mom’s friends kids, tbh) who are 19-21. They don’t even know who she is. Rich is an old like me. Young people do not know or care enough about her to drag her by her (weirdly cheap looking even though she's wealthy)…

I may never have sex again. That’s the level of cringe.

The way he’s said these lyrics made my p word shrivel up and die. Dear god. How is this man married?

How can his wife take him seriously when he says “d-word”? Do they not talk dirty in bed!? They’re married and she’s never sat on his lap and whispered something filthy in his ear? Has he never asked her to put his dick in her mouth?