Haha

Her making Dumbledore gay annoyed me. I feel like she was trying to be trendy. There was no hint in the original books of it.

What was wrong with the goblins again?

They'll still write about them.

*wishes nuts were numb

I think your initial response was a little harsh, but this is hilarious.

I misread that and thought there was an actual ambulatory tub of moist cheeseballs simewhere. Like being rolled around the country as an attraction. Largest ball of twine in Wyoming type of a thing

What on earth 

Maybe it’s because I’m really stoned but “haw haw balls” has me laughing really hard...like I can’t compose myself.

I like that you specified OTHER people 😂

Oh, I am so sorry...

People can be sooo weird about that. I have seen people treat it like an actual crisis if someone doesn’t want to find out the sex. BUT OMG HOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO BUY? How will I get you a gift? You’re g0ing to end up with a bunch of YELLOW AND GREEN baby clothes!!!

Um...okay? And?

I agree. I haven’t really seen much of it but I’ve seen enough to know I thought it was dumb. A friend of mine really loved it and wanted to binge watch it with me for nostalgic reasons...hard NO. Unless I’m so drunk I’m risking alcohol poisoning or you don’t mind me sitting beside you with headphones in, no thanks.…

Lmfao you murdered me with "in the privacy of your own home". Oh lord. 😂😭😭😭😭

I can’t believe anyone had an opinion about this. They’re married and his hand is resting on her fully clothed breast. This is something even very conservative people would find offensive? Who are these people? Do they shower fully clothed? Are they “never nudes”? Do they sleep in separate beds from their spouses? 🧐🤔

Hehe..

I only know about him from what I've read here but omg that man terrifies me. I know it isn't nice to talk about people's looks but he is the thing nightmares are made of. He could star in an actual horror movie 

I hear you. My crazy ex was not religious but one time he was grabbing my breast while we were snuggled up in bed and I asked him to stop or be more gentle because he was being too vigorous. He looked at me and said, “Don’t tell me what to do. These are mine.”

Bruh.