Every time an article on Allen comes out, someone links this article. We know about it. There are several sides to this story. This isn't revelatory. Mia Farrow and Woody Allen being abusive aren't mutually exclusive. They both may have been.

I didn’t put much thought into this, but yeah. I mean, she could have probably even found a writer on craigslist or something lol. That's a lot of money to have to give back (I type as I shiver under a blanket because my furnace is broken and I have 3 dollars to my name lol).

I noticed that too. I am 5'9 and was engaged to a man who was 5'7. We looked ridiculous together when I wore heels but I loved him. You just need to embrace it or get a taller man. Trying to minimize the height difference makes it so much more awkward looking.

Uh...how would it not make it online?

My mom is still mad Harrison Ford brought him his Oscar. Actually I kind of am too.

I think it’s hysterical that most of us admittedly don’t even watch their show but somehow we all know there’s a chubby brother who has a sock line somewhere.

It is weird. I can’t believe the one with the huge lips pretended it was just lip liner for so long lmao.

Er.. how was that stanning?

They’re actually pretty easy to avoid. Just don’t click on stuff about them or watch their show. I've never seen a full episode of their show now that I think of it...

No, no, thank you. Moist Crevice is going to be the name of my new punk rock band.

We stole Prince Harry. Take THAT, Britain. Lmao.

Oh, I think they’re okay. I didn’t mean to crap on them. I just don't get the fascination. I know it's exciting that she's an actress and he's a prince, I guess. They're kind of like when Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were a thing to me though: at no fault of the couple, they are so overexposed it becomes annoying. 

1) Yeah, crevice is gross. It’s weirdly grosser than “ass crack” somehow.

Polished Turd Art is now going to be what I have my ex's number stored in my phone as....

Ewww.

That table almost makes me angry lol. How do you clean it? How do you use it?

Ahahahaha omg.

Hell: you must clean cooking grease off of one of these. For all eternity! And as soon as you get it clean, it becomes dirty again and you must start all over. 👿😱

Eugh. "Crevice". 

I don’t know what it says about me that your point about it getting ugly and being hard to clean worries me more than it being toxic. Lol. Probably nothing good! I’m sitting here like “damn that WILL get ugly and would be impossible to dust” not “oh no people shouldn’t be using that it is toxic”.