That makes sense! Looking back, I guess I thought their nuptials were so tasteless I just assumed (I know- “when you assume” Etc.) they were also apologizing for that. Because...yeah. That was a bad look. That ridiculous lifestyle blog romanticizing the “good ‘ol days” of the South was just the frosting on the ugly…

I live with my adult brother who is autistic. I shared this story somewhere up thread: he wasn’t potty trained until he was 5 and wasn’t verbal until he was 4. His dad abandoned him at 4 months old.

People who go to Chili’s for an inexpensive meal and cocktail don’t deserve these douche buckets though.

I bet they had an endorsement deal lmao. I Googled Kova...this company is all that really came up. I guess people are just pulling names out of their asses*.

Lol, right? Onyx is like a name you give to a fish or a snake. There's a damn Pokemon named Onix. What is with these folks? It’s like they’re trying to be as annoying as possible.

It's all very "I'm going to wear my crisp clothes and glasses for my court date" hehe

I think that’s part of what they’re apologizing for though? I mean, that was incredibly icky and tone deaf. I think it was probably all Blake Lively’s idea and he was like “sure, hon, whatever you want” based on what I’ve seen from both of them.

Indeed!

Their other 4 are named Kova, Jaka, Radley, and Onyx.

He's probably good at doing make up, but his general look terrifies me. I know it isn't nice to talk about people's looks but I think I'd gasp if I saw him suddenly come around the corner in the grocery store.

My little brother and mom and boyfriend woke me up to them watching Elmo in Grouchland. I love Elmo, but that movie is terrifying. 

Wait, what? Hoses? Wearing a full body latex suit nightly?

My mom shattered her pelvis a few years ago. She will never not regularly be in pain again. :( I hope your hip healed properly!

I would break my knee and ass if I attempted that.

Madonna strikes me as someone who adopted a bunch of African babies because she thought it was cool. Some of her kids aren’t even orphans FFS.

I think the issue people have isn’t simply that the adoption was disrupted. There are valid reasons to disrupt an adoption. It’s that she clearly didn’t think this through from the beginning and waited 3 years to give him to a new family.

Hah! You sound like a fun spouse. (No sarcasm, I think that was a hilarious response)

This is very accurate.

What's the point of keeping someone who's 95 years old in prison when they're no longer a threat to anyone?

Some Americans are weirdly obsessed with the monarchy. Maybe because it’s different from what we have here? It reminds people of Disney?