At least it’s entertaining to watch these reporters practically getting swept away while reminding everyone to take shelter. 

Hi MAGA and all Republicans in Florida - YOU WONDER WHY INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE LEAVING! Its called GLOBAL WARMING. But HEY THAT FED GOV YOU HATE AND WANT TO DESTROY IS GOING TO SAVE YOUR ASSESS. SO FK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO NOT DO FOR THIS COUNTRY _ ALL OF YOU FK OFF AND DIE!

Yo she got some of those fuzzy caterpillars in her eyes, someone help that lady!

I stopped going to panda express once I learned they don’t serve real panda meat. That’s the real scandal, why aren’t we talking about that?!?

Who doesn’t like a hot fireman?

Fun fact, “what ifs” aren’t enough for death penalties. It’s a tough standard for victim-blamers to grasp, but not killing people and letting our judicial system process criminals is the right way to do it.

Pussy ass keyboard warrior probably too weak to toss a pencil at his monitor.

Drug dealer? Career criminal? Show your receipts, buddy. Right now all we have is a very thin cover story by the cops, who can’t/won’t tell what REALLY happened that led to this situation.

I’m not familiar with New York law, so maybe they have a law that makes “getting away” punishable by death.

You ought to correct the title: “Motorcycle rider murdered by NYPD Sergeant who threw a cooler at his head.” is more appropriate.

Yes. It is well established that police cannot kill someone merely for running from them.

Apologies to Nick Nolte, who is genuinely a nice human being.

Is this a haiku and, if so, can I borrow it?

“The dealers have pointed to a lack of demand for less-than-affluent customers”

Same.  Colleagues I’ve never met that I totally trust, while at the same time the guy I shared a cubicle wall with for 6 years I wouldnt trust to look after a pet rock.

Leberkase.

Hey, Vladdy! The guy that owns this plane says you’re a punk and a sissy:

1) Coverup to let him disappear?
2) Assassination?

Yes?
Turns out, being President is a really hard job, which most of us forum posters wouldn’t be down to handle, but armchair idealism goes with this gig.

I treat the police like feral animals. Imagine opening a cage with a grizzly bear in it. Maybe it’ll attack your problems, but maybe it’ll attack you. You never know what it’ll decide to go after, but if you’re going to open the cage, be prepared for the consequences.