I’d want a full hazmat suit just to go in there.

New toilets please. Burn the mattresses, and that couch Kellyanne Conway put her filthy feet on. I’d chill a couple days at a hotel while they open the windows and air-out the place.

Send in the Cleaners!! Change the Locks!

Now strap yourself in for 4 years of white tears, anger and White Supremacist shenanigans.

Got both my parents the vaccine and it’s not even the afternoon.
HOLY SHIT, this is just an hour without trump! Goddamn...
People, i love you all, breathe in.
Because today, that air is freedom.

I dont plan on clicking any content about this man after today.

All this FBI screening bullshit is the equivalent of jumping up and sweeping awkwardly when the boss catches you napping. They’re just watching us (instead of the floor they’re sweeping) to see when we aren’t looking.

I’m going to join in the chorus of “only 2?’ in the comments.

Two. Two? Two. Out of 25,000. Suuuuure.

Only 2 out of 25,000? That’s just statistically not likely.

Removed from the inauguration security team, but still in the Guard, so they could be deployed to your town the next time there’s a flood/earthquake/hurricane/wildfire/etc. Feel safe?

Only 2 out of 25,000?

Rum Punch for everyone!

Think they have some with pepperspray balls. Has better range and you don’t get a cloud of mist blowing back on you or onto bystanders (until it hits). Probably sucks just as much, but you could probably get the satisfaction of nut shotting a nazi who then gets a faceful of pepperspray when they reflexively hunch over…

That combo of factors would seem to call for commitment to some kind of psychiatric facility, in my book! He’s got the kind of screwy wiring that’s ticking like the genetic time bomb he is!

That’s it right there. They looked low rent and they didn’t succeed, so to Trump, they are all losers.

One of the priorities of congress should be to codify into law all the ‘norms’ Trump has violated with such fevered glee at every turn — including some extreme restrictions of who a president can pardon, when, and why, starting with nobody to whom a president has any personal, political, legal, or financial…

Didn't you hear that Trump was disappointed because you all looked so low rent? You made him look bad, so don't expect any pardons unless you have cash. Even then, don't expect him to follow through. He'll conveniently forget who you were as soon as the money is laundered.