“I’d like your finest hair style that accentuates, nay, shines a floodlight on, my male pattern baldness.”

Walking away now means admitting that they got had, and God’s chosen people couldn’t possible have the wool pulled over their eyes!

he only needs thirteen to summon Cthulhu to ravage the World once more

All bullying abusers want us to prove our tolerance by letting them murder us. 

They showed up on the screen and immediately regretted watching the episode at 11PM

The choreography of the Topsy twins was just so awesome and freaky at the same time. 

That and the whole ‘dont let it dominate your life’ bit? Tell that to people unemployed, evicted, sick with COVID or anything else that puts them at elevated risk thanks to the ongoing pandemic... I am not surprised at this at all, nor could I be more disgusted than I have been for the last 4 years, but good grief,…

I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

Mac a Ninny is definitely a Super Spreader.

Dear, Murder Police....

My wife’s aunt on her family group text: Pray for OUR President.

I feel like the whole of the USA needs to go codependency counseling.

My hope is everyone touched, kissed and licked Bill Fucking Barr.

Instant Karma’s gett’n them all! 

“Everything he touches dies.”

Update: Christie is positive.

Christie just announced he has it.

There are now more active cases in the White House than there are in all of Nova Scotia.  Good job.

The Trump administration is a super spreader. 

We couldn’t prove pushing him out of a plane would kill him, it’s just unfortunate that the fall happened to crush his body.  /s