You can get some supper fluffy scrambled eggs with a sous vide machine. It’s like an egg custard. It’s good.

Gordon Ramsay’s technique/recipe has catapulted scrambled eggs to the top of my “List of Favorite Eggs.” I thought it was stupid and silly and then i tried it and it changed my life. 

We got you.

For the scrambled eggs, just cook them slowly over low heat, and use a rubber spatula to mix them pretty vigorously so you get small curds, and don’t overcook them. Adding a little bit of milk or cream to the eggs can help, but it isn’t necessary. Or ask for soft scrambled eggs when you go to restaurants.

But so many people are standing during the National Anthem now. You mean to tell me the troops need more support? I was told if we got rid of kneeling athletes all of our troop related problems would go away.

Remember when people used to say the devil made them do it? At least that has a certain grandeur - the personification of all evilness and cruelty, creation’s twisted shadow, the Prince of Lies, the Lord of Hell itself, made me do it.

How on Earth does one get lost for 17 days on an island of only 727 sq. mi.? I mean, that takes WORK. Just picking a “Oh shit, I’m lost” point at random, there’s a 90% probability that you will be within 20 miles (or less) of one Maui’s numerous roads, or from the shore. Even if someone dumped you by helicopter on the…

Wait, if Dolt45 and Mother Pence get impeached, who then becom———

I’m not sure you can really feed or starve racism in that way. Racists are either A) stupid, B) hateful bigots, C) getting paid back in some way to promote hate, D) all of the above.

Can’t wait to play it next year on my Xbox One 2.

It is the second time, and along with declaring a faux national emergency at the border, using alleged security threats as a basis for tariffs on Canada and everything else, he’s getting away with it for a few reasons - 1) no one but Congress can really call him on this in the short term (by much more clearly…

I thought I was the only one that started humming this when I see that.

And that is the mind of Donald Trump. Everything can be fixed with accruing debt. Debt is the path to success. The very strategy Trump University’s taught it’s poor sucker-students: buy real estate using credit cards.

SO trump creates a TARIFF shit show and farmers start to lose money.

All the stars!

I’ve been saying since he was elected that he will never leave the office voluntarily

Please! We don’t call it a “Comb Over” anymore.

As someone who worked at Deutsche Bank from 2005-2009 I can tell you that when the loans to his fat ass were approved those that did were fired. The word on the street was to under no circumstances loan his ass a dime. This is an exact quote from my boss at Citibank, I worked in the private bank from 97-01, “No one at…