I bet it yells “SPEAK ENGLISH” all the time.

Jamaicans don’t have Patios, they have Yards. :)

RAS Chet to you. “BIG UP!?” :/

I always drink black coffee, then someone gave me a pack of “Mokate 3 in 1" while in London in December. It combines sugar, cream and (very tasty) coffee in one packet. Amazing for instant coffee with cream.

She made one move that some people didn’t agree with. Does that erase all the good things she’s done in her entire life?

Both of you get 25 stars

I Think GOD already left America and KARMA is simply eating popcorn and waiting.

Not sure if this is just part of a secret campaign to increase his “street cred” and keep him in the media, but it seems like it’s going in the wrong direction.

You just reminded me that Taco Bell has new $1 double stacked tacos.

My packing list is always every last piece of underwear I own, then whatever else fits.

I didn’t even remember Mike Pence was still around.

She looks like a mental health nightmare.

“Thanks for your service”

I don’t like my cards inserting themselves into any old random machine and getting instructions yelled at me, so I use Samsung Pay for all my purchases.

Who needs friends when you have plenty of weapons and other peoples children to fight your battles.

In a country that always promotes how “Free” we are, I really don’t understand some peoples preoccupation with preventing other people from living their lives in peace.

I got a Note 10 + update today and it removed the weather widgets ability to swipe through my 5 locations from the home screen. Now all swipe up and down does is take me to my apps. I’ve owned 4 previous notes and can’t rage enough about this crappy 10 series.

“He has suffered enough. More milk and cookies”.

While Trump probably stupidly signed off on this blunder, this is all Mike Pompeo’s idea and control.

This is just how they lie.