I would instantly put that “Oprah Phone” on Ebay for 50k. :)

Take it outside and hose it down, once a month.

“NO CHIK KUNG POA!”

The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from (wherever) are some of my favorite things. :)

Sounds more like “Nosy Parker”

I feel sorry for the person who does the laundry. :)

YUP!

All laptops share the same basic shape but the tech inside is different. :)

Please don’t hurt me. :)

Have them flip a coin already! Heads gets to be president. :)

SO a congressional subpoena is basically toilet paper or only for old white men??

Why do these people become teachers?

Dear America, the world is watching you devolve in savages...

Looks like Texas cops are staring a new White America lynching strategy.

Honestly, all of this shit seems like a bad SNL skit that has been running for 3 years. A whole lot of white people nonsense. I am losing interest at the lack of any results. Just talking and talking and more fucking talking. (Someone throw a punch at least)

That giant forehead is clearly lying and about to explode.

lol

The past 3 years have taught me that those silly “checks and balances” are imaginary and have ZERO power to stop a madman President if he decides he wants to burn everything down.

“Selected products are excluded from discounts” :/

“Selected products are excluded from discounts” :/

Why does Stephen Miller always looks constipated?