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Liberty, her arms wide.

Just curious, why would I be lucky to find a used condom in a public restroom?

This comment will be grey until the end of time, I’m sure. Nevertheless, can someone point to a single TV episode review by Zach Handlen that is NOT greater than 50% complaints about the episode? I get it, Zach thinks he knows what makes great TV and not a single showrunner gets it right.

I hope that Police K9 bit Mike Moore every change he/she got.

As in Space Farce?

...yeah we kinda need to know what he’s up to because it can, like, ruin many peoples’ lives if nobody does anything.

That’s awesome - my friend Kevin Tachman took that photo (and like a good insta-person she gave him attribution).

Long ago, in a children’s theater production of Babar, I played the hunter.

Apparently, it’s “The US meddles in elections all around the world, so why are we mad if the Russians did it to us with my help?”

Holy shit, I went to school with Laura Coates. It would be cool if she was the next host. If she is, I’m going to try out for the show.

She also appears to be a ~17 year old drinking beer, so from an advertising standpoint, I’m not sure what their vision was.

Her excuse is as bad as Trump’s “I meant woudn’t be Russia”. My question is, given the texts she sent this girl, what would be the best possible recovery? I’m thinking something like:

After they removed the two 18 year olds, they coincidentally found a minor alone in a car out past curfew. How is this hard to grasp? Police interpret laws any way they want. What were they going to do, just let the kid go? No. That child needs to spend a few nights in lockup to teach ‘em to respect the MAN.

I think people would be much cooler about this issue if you didn’t have yahoos creating bad faith.

I’m honestly not sure how best to handle people with dog allergies. I generally resist efforts to curtail people’s rights (freedom from inconvenience isn’t one of them, within reason). I’m a sample of one, but I have met 4x as many people who are allergic to perfume/cologne than dogs (actual number, not hyperbole).

These anti-dog takes have inconvenienced me far more than any dog I have ever seen in public or private, including ones that have bitten me (whom I forgave).

Why do people keep indulging GearoidDubh? Dude won’t quit.

“We’re not able to peacefully assemble. We’re not able to speak,” Kessler explained.

That’s HRH Duke of Sussex to you! (and everyone else)

I guess I could kind of see Harry saying something like “...well, you know, now that he’s president I guess we’ll have to give him a chance.” Not as an endorsement of Trump, but more of a way to avoid talking about it with someone who you don’t know very well.