Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

Oh, man, shoulda name-checked Fahrenthold/WaPo. It delights me to no end that Trump’s soon-to-be local paper sees right through him and is. not. having. it. Every other OpEd can be summed up as “this fuckin’ guy...”

So we’ve got another one of those to look forward to. Cool, cool.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Can we turn off Jez for the night on this sweet heartbreaking note? Before some awful Trump bullshit ruins it?

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

*whose*

I’m just pleased we finally have a flattering picture of Tiffany. She’s giving me Rose McGowan here and it works. Best of luck, my wayward Trumpette.

Into Harvard Law? Because it’s a pretty liberal school and Trump isn’t exactly the most liberal president. Plus, depending on her scores, they have to report that shit and they have a reputation to protect. If they let in someone with low scores, it looks bad.

My hope is Tiffany takes advantage of her circumstances while being able to keep a country mile away from her father’s horror show. The movie script version has her graduating from law school and going to work for the Southern Poverty Law Center or ACLU. Let me live that fantasy.

And if your daddy was nearing death’s door and as fickle, vindictive, and rich as Trump is, would you say a single disparaging word about him and risk losing out on any inheritance? Girl is trying to become a lawyer, that shit costs money. Money you know she doesn’t have if she’s spurned and burned by her father.

“Rip off Ivanka’s human face mask, and reveal the demon within!”

Learning the law is a total slight to her father. good work, Tiffany.

I feel like there is still hope for Tiffany.

Tiffany Trump has knowledge we could only hope to glean, imagine:

I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

dressed for a funeral.

“3/10 - Would not bang. Ok, maybe if Ivanka was out of the country or on her period or something.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.