If they’re not stupid, they’re racist.

I assume Drunk Aunt Peggy will tell her she’d look prettier if she smiled more.

Tribal psychology runs deep with them, they are more concerned about being good members of the tribe than about, facts and reason.

Same thing with literally every argument with people like that.

A: A wall ain’t gonna do jack shit but waste money and not fix the problem.

B: We need a wall because illegal immigrants are a problem.

A:Sure, lets go with illegal immigration is a problem, but a wall ain’t gonna fix it.

B: Illegal immigrants are raping our…

Humanity would indtsntly become 50% smarter if we sent these morons up to colonize Mars

I genuinely believe the non-media types talking about this and making it a big deal or acting like it’s a big deal have never seen a SOTU before. What happened last night regarding applause has been the case for at the barest minimum this century (but I am assuming (quite comfortably) way longer, I just don’t remember…

Tom Hank’s beard is insulted to be compared to that peach fuzz.

This is what none of them see; Their acceptance and defense of a racist, abusive, pathological liar is a reflection less of their politics than their basic essential character.

On one hand, I understand why they want to talk about anything that isn’t holding their chosen elected official accountable (what up, the president of 20 years ago who I was never old enough to vote for or against?!? How’s it hanging?) but I just do not understand what people like your friend are getting out of his…

If you’re still hardcore MAGA in 2019, I am convinced literally nothing will change your mind.

Dude, I just had an exchange with a friend of a friend on FB. People were bringing up Trump’s moral failings, and then came the “whatabout Clinton?”

What has the volleyball done to deserve that?

Yeah! Stupid libruls! Republicans were always super enthusiastic to Obama’s speeches!

And it sucks having a moral compass and empathy these days doesn’t it?

“I never understood why the right always feels the need to explain away anything horrible perpetrated by someone in their camp.”

Because that would mean they’d have to face the realization that being a MAGA Trumpster means they’re actually the baddies. 

If he was the victim of a hate crime that is a terrible thing. If he lied about the story or made it up that is a terrible thing in a different way. Easy for me to say this because I am a person with a moral compass.

That fuckface kid is one Huey Lewis and the News rant away from full Patrick Bateman. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people? I think our time on this planet is done. 

at first I was like “ok these kids are  being obnoxious but they’re all stupid 15 year old boys so that’s part of it” and then the kid with his stupid grin entered and ugh it makes me uncomfortable just WATCHING IT, he’s so close and so smarmy 

I want to punch his smug little face. He, his family and everyone he knows have never done anything great and will never do anything great. They are the definition of mediocre.

I’m no psychologist, but that kid that just kept staring at him is definitely a sociopath.