It’s just that the living don’t want his hands near their necks.

I noticed that, too.

Next up: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, and Betty Boop.

This is the worst list ever. Previously, posthumous awards were given to people in three circumstances: they had been assassinated or otherwise died prematurely, thus likely would have received it had they lived (including MLK Jr., Harvey Milk and Arthur Ashe). Some had just died and the award came immediately…

Can you imagine his elderly wife accepting that award from this POS? I am sure this was a barrel of laughs for this Catholic old lady.

You know that Scalia did not change a single diaper, nor did he ever post bail.

He’s a real fun guy when he puts on his mushroom cap and lets loose his spores of knowledge.

He puts the noxious in obnoxious. He’s the Sultan of Insulting. He’s a creep in a heap.

Yeah, well you libtards forget that Obama likes mustard and was jovial enough with his Marine guards that he saluted with a coffee cup. And, for god’s sake, the tan suit!!!!

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

If I win the Mega Millions, I’m funding the resistance.

I’d do the same, but then reconstruct that dude’s grandparents’ home on the ashes.

And if I win MegaMillions, I’d burn this shit to the ground...

If I win the MegaMillions jackpot, I’d love to buy this house and turn it into house/school for at risk children. I’d get to help people and annoy rich assholes at the same time.

(Only) Rich Lives Matter!

This is why we need tax cuts for the 1%. How are they supposed to afford the ultra luxuriousness of Versailles if they only have the resources for an overpriced Ikea warehouse?!??!

Or Sinatra’s ‘New York, New York’ for Aaron Judge. 

I wouldn’t hold my breath. He’s already an unindicted co-conspirator for felony campaign violations and...crickets.

Well, yeah, there’s only so many times you can hear “Free Bird” before you just kinda tune on out, even if you’re one of the faithful Trumpenproletariat. He’s expecting these rubes to stay as engaged by his constant repetitions as a toddler in front of the Teletubbies.