Don’t forget the amphetamines! Which I am pretty goddamn sure Trump is on, probably courtesy Dr. “Ronny”, a grown man with that name. Charlie Pierce at Esquire:

Don’t forget fucking Pizzagate.

Another day, another “No Collusion!” rant.......Sigh.

He lied in the physical. He said Trump was 6'3'’ when he’s not. He lied about Trump’s health, which was proven by actual physicians who talked about it the very next day. Jackson is untrustworthy, and it doesn’t matter anymore because the man resigned. He does not want the job, so there’s no damn reason that idiot…

this right here is the type of thing that one of the dumbass press corps reporters should use in the next press briefing.

I wonder how many women he handed pills out too... There’s probably a story there that a lot of people would be too afraid to come forward about.

So, wait, if you make provably false allegations you should resign? Those are wise words to live by, Cadet Bone Spurs. Start with the Central Park Five, Obama’s birth certificate and those great investigators that you sent to Hawai’i, and move on down the list.

Not just black but a successful, smart and powerful liberal black woman. That is bingo for racists.

Well there is a simple answer for you.

I am so fucking sick of this shit. Mainstream and prominent conservatives endlessly mocked Michelle Obama for having the audacity to look good while wearing fairly moderate sleeveless dresses and wanting to ensure children ate well! They both intimated as well as outright called her a man and a monkey/ape! Those that…

She has all the curves of a FedEx box, it’s true.

The Xanax and red wine suburban mix

And then the arugula. THE ARUGULA!!!! Why, I get the vapours just thinking about the arugula.

“He put mustard on his cheeseburgers! Only a commie does that!”

But he wore a tan suit once!!!!1!!

I will totally do all kinds of moralistic preening if the politician involved in a sex scandal has made his/her career vociferously advocating for “traditional family values” and has actively sought to restrict other people’s right to have sex, marry, and have families through legislation. I will revel in the…

But then you don’t get to be the party of family values, do you?

Meghan McCain Has a Bulletproof Defense of Trump

Please note that Obama paid off zero mistresses, but people were happy to vote for the Trumps because they were going to bring “class” back to the White House

I don’t know, when you “represent” the party of random preening moralists, even this becomes a subject of interest. Especially where many of that parties policies seek to demonize others on a basis of sexual orientation and/or conduct.