Bill Simmons created the platform that you now use to slander him - internet blogs.

Show us on the doll where rational thought hurt you, Mikey.

No. Doing or saying racist shit makes you a racist. That’s all. It’s not complicated.

If you need some examples of racist shit Google would be happy to assist you.

So where do we see your award-winning journalism? When insulting people it’s best to use complete sentences. I’m sure you knew that though given your expertise in the English language.

This abortion is the journalistic equivalent of you standing naked in your front yard arguing with a squirrel

How’s is this in print?

Never too early in the day for meth, it seems.

Somewhere a three-inch erection stands proud as Mike looks upon his work.

You Russian trollbots are getting more natural-sounding all the time!

Love to be called “grand” - Thanks!

Mike is triggered. Look out. Big snowflake.

When the subjects of disagreement are “is racism bad” and “are nonwhite people actually people,” one side of that discussion is most likely very racist.

No, but “you people” are racist if you think those two aren’t racist, Mike. I also think you’re not very smart. Does that help?

What? Do you, Mike, really not think these conservative rent-boys are racists?

You seem like a triggered little snowflake cuck.

Send in the trolls! Shouldn’t you be tonguing Trump’s asshole trying to get the trickle down of his last meal in the depths of the fox news comments section?

uhuh, when the tiki torch bearing, nazi slogan shouting, hitler youth haircut having, hot dog stand job losing, mother fuckers have chosen your guy as their “god emperor” then perhaps you should reconsider your position. IF YOU STILL SUPPORT TRUMP YOU ARE RACIST.

“You people”?

shut up nazi

I’ll definitely take that under advisement, Mike. Thanks!