I’m pretty sure Mike Pence’s idea of sex is spending five minutes alone in the room with the object of his desire. He definitely does that nightly with this ornament. He stares at it with feeling.

Star for “President Orange Cock Goblin”

Bingo. My first thought was he taught her how to sign her name. Knowing him, he probably just did it himself.

My mother sends the presidential Christmas ornament to my family every year. I was wondering how Cheetolini would mess it up. At first I was surprised as it wasn’t bad, then I looked at the other side of the ornament and he put his initials in big royal fucking font on the back. I have them going back to Bush Jr, the…

Doesn’t it look like he signed Melania’s name too? It’s kind of like my nephew, who used to sign the name of everyone in his family (and the dog, with a pawprint, of course) on every card he sent. He was very excited about writing.

He is totally correct. Everyone I know who makes $100k or less has 3 distinct income streams. /s

“CHIP was too good for children, so we forgot to fund it.”

“New Coke failed because it was just too good.”

“They had to get rid of Jar Jar Binks, because audiences loved him too much.”

Waiters have the easiest job in restaurants, huh?

Wrong. The waiters have to deal with entitled pricks like you all day, while the kitchen staff spits in your food. Funny you want to take money from waiters and give it to cooks, but you don’t want any of your wages used for any form of social betterment.

I think most people would take exception with this part of the proposal:

Federal minimum wage is $10.10 and hour for non tipped employees.

Tipped position are paid a lot less per hour, No need to share with minimum wage or above employees. I take it you have never had a service job?

Notice the reflections of her feet on the floor. She appears to be floating 3 inches above the ground. This is indisputable proof that Melania Trump is an angry ghost haunting the White House. Moments after this picture was taken she opened her mouth, jaw descending down to her waist, and screamed like a tortured…

It was an organized scheme, not an oversight. They had under-the-table agreements with the agents representing the players where they would take, say, 30% of the money that was nominally going to Player B and give it to Player A. It allowed them to pay top picks more than the rules allowed. You cheat the other 29…

“and there’s nothing truly unethical about the Braves sneaking some too-high signing bonuses through the system.”

Thank you. That puts the answer in to a different light, more in line with what Ms. Aran wrote. While I still think the answer was not that out of line, given that the interviewer still asked specifically about the allegations connected to the director, there is a difference between “... Hammer’s thoughts on the fall…

Melania went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So she ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

You mean like how the POTUS…