Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

I wonder how the invitation should have been handled? Does one actually go into the lion’s den and hope that he actually benefits rather than mauls you? What do you do when you are there and when you leave? Do you refuse the picture? Do you say something like “We are glad to meet with the President of the United…

Gonna be hard for her to revert to that form if the people who wrote her verse on Monster aren’t working with her anymore.

This isn’t a publicist fight. This is a rap battle. Nikki has already lost. Her silence is bad for her as a rapper. As pop’s rap princess I doubt it’ll hurt it her but her rap fans might pass on her next single. Remember when 50 took out Ja Rule? This is that. ETA: only better of course.

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?

That show though - so good.

That ending quote is such a dagger.

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing because this is so funny.”

Or, ya know, just buy a toddler toilet step stool for 5 bucks.

Or, ya know, just buy a toddler toilet step stool for 5 bucks.

This was so freaking good. Another commenter mentioned criticism of sexism, but I didn’t get that vibe at all. It was creepy and funny and amazing.

Something tells me these loons keep multiple Google alerts for these forums. I used to religiously read The Atlantic, and the people that I’d have conversations with over Atlantic articles were rational humans. If you look at their comment section though, it’s full of people that invade every gender article to say…

I watched it this morning knowing that some people thought it was sexist and I wasn’t offended by it, even knowing that I was supposed to be... Where do I turn in my feminist card?

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: We need to stop with this why aren’t you doing MOOORRRREE attitude, especially when it comes to people like SJ who don’t really have a say in these things. Especially because the way these questions are framed, there is nothing she could have said that would have a) corrected…

In East Baton Rouge Parish (if these districts only cover a single parish) it surprises me. If you’re getting a guy like this elected in a parish that is probably over half-black, now, then not only must the partisan split be entirely race-based, but it means a lot of black voters simply aren’t voting. Let me tell…

Wait, was this in the car or the restaurant? This is kind of sloppily written.

Yeah, he’s basically saying they’re racist (“don’t marry somebody black”).

He’s making fun of Latinos, right?

we must protect Chelsea and Jordan’s child, the future of comedy

I’d give a shit were it not for the fact that modelling is not and never has been a meritocracy.