Jesus in the sheets, Baphomet in the streets.

Truly boggles my mind how Americans turned a compassionate working-class Jew into a bitter judgemental free market Aryan. We truly do create our own gods, and the one we created is so repulsive and uninspiring.

I recently met distant relatives who all live on family land in houses they built with their own hands. I jokingly said I was going to claim some land and build a house, and they were like sure, holler if you need some help. They all hunt and grow food and don’t at all give off the Hills Have Eyes vibes. In the event…

Law Jezzies, what happens if/when CIA has enough hard evidence against Trump? Who prosecutes? Who determines if this invalidates election? Will Kellyanne be able to fashion false eyelashes out a toothbrush and markers in Litchfield?

I thought she had that baby a year ago. I’m happy for her though. Congrats.

Like everything in religion, it’s very mysterious and open to interpretation. Maybe the pig is someone you meet in a bathroom. Maybe your specific demon is shocked by large anal insertions. You have to figure these things out for yourself.

You know, the gay spirit. As opposed to the fornication or adultery spirit. Those demons are transient, but the gay demon will stay until you kick it out. You cast it into a pig or shock your genitals to make it leave.

I feel the same way about sardines and off brand Spam, Treet. We couldn’t even afford Spam! I can understand how Treet is not for everybody, but sardines are heavenly. Tiny fish drenched in hot sauce, so good.