We. Can’t. Have. Shit. 

I’ll def let you know!

Big Raisin

And who keeps letting these motherfuckers out of the grays? I know it wasn’t you. But shit.

No one ever invited them to anything and it’s now bitter.

Ooooo, your ex is black? So you can’t be racist because you had sex with a black person, right?

I know from your responses to others that you are merely being provocative, so I am responding to you at my own peril.

Actually the only requirement for a party to be a good time is if you’re not there.

Underrated classic: the part of the video where the lady is griping to the cops, “don’t you know your way around Oakland?” Uh, do YOU know your way around Oakland? How are you so incapable of explaining to the cops where you are, when I can tell just from the video where the nearest Safeway is and I haven’t lived in…

I’m going to skip your racist bullshit and go to the second part of your comment. How did the porn star “impugn” the man who cheated on his wife (and mother of his, at time, new born son) and then tried to hide it by paying her hush money? I am referring to the guy who has finally admitted that he has been lying to…

Yep. Do not ever try to play folks in Oakland with that gentrifying crying ass Karen bullshit.
Oakland was hella Oakland in response to Susan’s bullshit.
I love Oakland. Oakland is the heart and soul of the Bay Area.

You’re swinging wildly now. I think you might have jumped a few tracks.

The ghost of Rosa Parks politely asks you to shut the fuck up.

The East Bay is the best place on Earth. When I die I hope they bury me in the Coliseum parking lot, which will absolutely still be there because the A’s will still be trying to find a site for their new ballpark.

Other white people...

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is the best response.

Credit for the attempt but no, it is not an asset in a “liabilities and assets” sense. Also, cities, great and amazing cities existed long before MLB (or NFL, NHL, NBA) existed. Is it a distraction and something to do? Sure. The jobs and your “Econ 101" comment? Throw “Substitution Effect” in your Googler and get your…

This is the woman who grows up to be Karen from HR. The type of person who seems just enlightened enough to care about people, but really is interested in maintaining the status quo.

I want this to be a thing.

There should be a 9-11 for White people and a real 9-11 for the rest of us.