Crissle from The Read called her Khlorenthal yesterday, and my soul sank into the depths.

Michael- your takedowns of these mayosapiens absolutely tickles me. If you didn’t already know, you are a day-maker!

somebody send this to that dude who keeps telling us he has a Black wife

But Jason Statham movies are FUN.

See, they are like a real family.

“Okay you can move City to the top of the table but I’m going to burn the stadium down.”

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

well... it worked!

“You can watch the service from home in your pajamas from the comforts of your bed.”

Does no one else call these people the CMEs(Christmas, Mother’s Day and Easter)? At that’s what we called them growing up.

I don’t think Carter did anything intentionally and he was visibly upset and remorseful. But still, what the fuck was he doing?

They even have colleges in Pennsylvania:

You left out UMass Boston (Miscreants!)

And here we have an illustration of the actual Ingraham Angle:

This dude is pretty boss. You could say he’s...

Creating a fake student would be hard, at least in my state. All schools are required to report to the higher education coordinating board the tax id number (typically your SSN for citizens or visa number for international students) of all students attending every semester because there’s a funding cap on financial…

One of them was freed upthread.

Aren’t you full of measured wisdom and profound sagacity. Seriously, big ups.

I would be the kind of racist who pats myself on the back for congratulating well spoken caucasian americans on their vocabulary.

Sure it might come with some internal psychological trauma and probably some sort of karmic retribution, but wouldn’t it be fun as shit to just sit around all day and deny loans and stuff to White folks?