Starred for the great image choice. Starred again for a good Kinja name. Removed one star for not recognizing greatness in a captain. Net result: one star. ;)

I find it hilarious how the Breitbart commenters turn on each other so readily. They’re all competing to see who can be the most virulently right-wing.

Steve Kerr and Greg Popovich are unrivaled in the most nuanced, articulate takes in the NBA coaching sphere.

Oh dear, well that’s it I suppose. Everything she said is null and void! The women deserved it, nothing will change, and the real villain is Oprah and not the men committing the acts! Shut it down folks.

- Basically every Charles Barkley hot take for the past 5 years

Hope you’ve never gone back to the same restaurant twice is all I can say about that.

And then the Italians killed a bunch of black people and everything was chill.

Everybody does silly. Good sex is a life-affirming activity.

you sure do love sex

How about stay in school, don’t have sex and get pregnant outside of marriage and obey the law.

THIS is how you deal with Tucker Carlson.

His favorite position is holding hands.

“Tell me what I can do” is not the same as “I would feel a lot of relief...”. Also, I’d just like to point out the irony of the fact I’m now having two separate discussions about the nature of forgiveness under a comment thread about people changing the subject from sexism/racism as a rhetorical tactic.

“I would feel a lot of relief if you told me there was a way to fix it”

A white man DID fly a plane into a, well, tall building and was just a disgruntled old white man to the press. Suicide, in Texas, I think, about 12 years ago. I forget the details beyond that...

A white man could fly a jet into a skyscraper and he’d be “A victim of GPS recalculation.”

So this goes to show that Ricky gervais is kind of a dumbass, right? Like here Karl comes up with two fantastic ideas and all Ricky can do is shit on them.

Oh, def. the tiny packets. My mom would give the bigger pouchy packets, with the sugar already mixed in, serious side-eye. “Let the rich people buy that,” she would say. “That whole pouch, and all it makes is one pitcher!”