TLDR - Shitty products will continue to be made abroad.

TLDR - Obama does more shit that is going to get repealed.

TLDR - It looks nothing like Darth Vader.

TLDR - Use for an iPhone finally found.

TLDR - Baby BuzzFeed still triggered about Hillary losing.

TLDR - Baby BuzzFeed still mad Hillary lost.

TLDR - No one cares.

TLDR - Neck beards are angry about a thing. Also, it’s Wednesday.

TLDR - Art majors are mad at other art majors.

TLDR - Baby BuzzFeed still mad Hillary lost.

TLDR - Suspicious bag found, normal precautions taken.

TLDR - Someone called some chick an Ape in Heels and Jezebel is triggered about it.

TLDR - Literally does not matter.

TLDR - Tumblrinas still triggered.

TLDR - OH DEAR FUCKING GOD WHY

TLDR - Attention whore traitor is still an attention whoring traitor.

TLDR - Did not list entire Kinja staff.

TLDR - Millennial hipster bull shit.

TLDR - Author forgot to include anything made by Apple.

TLDR - Unibrow saves tax payers money.