I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Hard pass.

I heard someone call a group of his supporters “the 5th avenue crowd”. As in they are the ones that would have stood by him if he shot someone on 5th avenue.

Which is why this lady just doesn’t bother.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

Please get rid of the hat.

Old creeper is all bark and no bucks.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

i work as a cleaner and in this one house, which is like something from a documentary about filthy houses, the woman of the house has started following me around explaining to me how to clean things. i’m like, are you fucking trolling me? you can’t even put trash in the bin or use a vacuum and you’re giving me…

Am I obliged to now point out why that’s a deeply flawed analogy that supports my point over yours or can we all take for granted that it’s self-evident?

You forgot -

kalief browder: 3 years for not stealing backpack

You had me at Ingaliish.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

I doubt it was all that over-the-top. She probably started with the shotgun and used the long tools to make sure the job was done at distance. With copperheads, you don’t stop until they’re dead twice.

answer: she’s a bad bitch.