Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

You obviously never had government cheese. It was the best for easy grilled cheeses (basically putting cheese on toast) because it was barely cheese so it melted just from the heat of the toast. It was also great for nachos. I miss government cheese.

I love all sorts of cheese, for the record. I grew up eating Kraft cheese and I think it’s perfectly lovely in a grilled cheese sandwich. It’s very much a “thing from childhood” that a person can still love. My mother also made from-scratch mac & cheese with it and it’s a VITAL component in queso.

Seriously. I am all for gourmet food, but that ain’t a grilled cheese. A grilled cheese is cheese, bread, butter or mayo if you are Martha. That is it.

*Raises hand* Hey! I know this one... I just finished a mandatory sexual harrassment training class for my new job.

I just started using mayo, and I’m hooked. It’s not anywhere near as delicious as my old go-to, bacon grease, but I gave up red meat recently so that’s no longer an option. Mayo is easier to spread, doesn’t burn as easily and crisps up to a perfect golden brown.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

The whole freedom fries movement was one of the most bizarre things i have seen, of course Americans in 2016 are now moving on to something more insane.

4918th verse, same as the verse: there is no point trying to reason with or understand them, just outnumber them*

I went to Singapore for vacation and stayed with an American friend who worked there. She was incredibly aware of how many western men traveled alone to Asia to be able to rape children. By the time I left, I was disgusted by any western man hanging out on his own.

And I will never get over this.

So I guess I am in the minority that actually liked the movie, as nothing more than cute, campy (seriously, SERIOUSLY campy!) fun. Zac Efron almost made me reconsider my firm stance against being a cougar! j/k I kid, I kid. But I was looking forward to the live event, but now I will be picking up my niece from the…

I have no strong feelings one way or the other about Hairspray, but I have to say that this overwrought (is there any other kind) theater-kid drama in the comments is giving me all kinds of life.

I would love for SNL to do a parody of Designated Survivor where Ben Carson becomes President.

“...curry favor with a narrow and extreme political constituency”... SO almost everyone I know is extreme? I know absolutely no individual person who is for it. And I had to talk conservative relatives down from criticizing the POTUS for doing nothing (he HAD, by executive order halted it once before and was…

Jesus. So Trump just gave him the job because the title has “Urban” in it, right?

What I’m getting here is that this isn’t really working out, but you really, really want to like it ... which makes total sense, because in a perfect world this show would be on for twenty years.

This is a re-tread of the original Baywatch bathing suit and nothing more.

I read that as “calm down, language wolves.”

It calls to mind visiting a friend's house, forgetting your suit, having her say, "I have one you can borrow", finding out it's two sizes too small but you want to swim, and once you see how barely it fits on you, spend the afternoon submerged up to the neck by the side of the pool close to your drink.