So, what, if $5b doesn’t fix all of Flint, f-it, just make it rain at the border? No. Put it in the till. You can’t spend $100b without spending $5b first.

That seems like a much more likely reason for the business failure but if the lazy ass owner want to scapegoat liberals go ahead.

Everyone loves the invisible hand until it slaps them in the face.

Despite being opposites in terms of who’s to blame, I think both this wedding example and the original party example are cases of someone doing some manipulative burden-shifting. In the original, the guy invites his kids, as even the writer susses out, with the intent of “giving him the opportunity to say no” which is…

That’s accrued way of putting it. 

Busty Alexa!

The answer to your question: Jeremy Bearimy

I get that people have their dream weddings and such but excluding people’s partners so you could afford a more expensive venue sounds like just selfish crappy stuff to me.

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

Came here to say that! After that bar fight how is she not the flat out obvious MVP? 

Mike Schur’s shameful war on accountants’ love of topical puns continues unimpaired.

D’Arcy Carden as Jason as Eleanor was SPOT ON

Shame they didn’t go with my #1 choice

Good ideas. The only thing I’d add is that alcohol tends to thin out the richness of hot chocolate, and if you’re not adding a creamy booze, I think it helps to make your hot chocolate wih some regular cream or half and half in addition to the milk.

I scrolled down hoping to find someone else petty enough to pick on her style choices.  You mentioned the earrings; I was hoping someone would say something snarky like “if that’s her daytime make-up, I wonder what her ‘date-night’ make-up looks like?” so that I could quietly give them a star.  As it is, I had to type…

SERIOUSLY. The “here’s 5$ in play money, we have no plans to fix it” was the most insulting part of this. I didn’t even buy the game and it put a bad taste in my mouth. I can’t imagine the super fans who went and dropped two-hundred dollars on this shit.

I enjoy that after every one of these articles you posted the 3 related stories as STOP PREORDERING VIDEO GAMES.

“I’ve known Muslims who would agree with us that women should be free to wear what they want”

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.