I thought he was often funny on SNL, but that was undercut by his “breaking” during sketches. Professionals don’t do that shit on the regular and it became clear that Fallon did it for attention.

How about "I'm sorry I'm not Conan. He rules while I drool."

I disagree. I think it's Niles better.

Yes! Emily was as appealing as curdled milk (intentionally so, I felt), yet she was still better than Ross deserved.

I doubt that would be legal. Child support is, for legal purposes and despite being paid to the spouse, the children’s money. For example, even if a person tells another that they’re “off the hook” because the former is taking full responsibility for the kid(s), the latter could still be sued for [back] child support…

I’m wondering what possessed her to agree to a flat million bucks in the prenup 18 years ago. I get believing in love but once you’re facing the reality of signing a prenuptial agreement it’s time to have some negotiating stones. It’s not like Kevin was going to get poorer...

The only snack I buy at the movies is popcorn because it's not easily smuggled. It’s madness to pay theater premiums for candy since it only takes a pocket or purse to bring in much cheaper candy.

If you can determine Dawson’s age under all that makeup - and given her own natural good looks - without looking it up or knowing it already, I would be shocked and amazed.

I watched Rebels over the last couple weeks. I wasn’t prepping for Ahsoka, just picking back up on a show that didn’t quite grab me the first time. Once it gets going (about two-thirds through the first season) it’s everything a Star Wars show should be. It’s funny, touching, and every adventure seems like something…

Who? The so-called "Disney adults." The fact that there are people who wear that with pride grosses me out.

Micro USB is a deal breaker. We're way too far into the USB-C era to be buying legacy connectors for new products.

Particularly his rape fetish film.

He really didn't, despite sharing the same inexplicable hairstyle.

For a second I was ready to ask “Don’t you mean Norman?” A second after that, of course, I remembered that Norman was a guy who actually got shit done - evil shit, but still...

I used to live about a block from a convenience store, crossing a street with a 35 mph speed limit. Once, at 3 o’clock in the morning (a time of virtually zero traffic on the residential street) I was nearly hit when a multi-cop car chase came out of seemingly nowhere going 70+ mph.

Unfortunately, I'm in the greys so this may never be seen, but I could really have used a disclaimer at the top of this article. I had never heard of this particular Matt Walsh and thought it was about the member of the Upright Citizens Brigade and costar of Veep. The accompanying photo might not be enough for others…

It's better than a vacation. The studios can sell all this downtime to shareholders as reduced costs, regardless of eventual concessions.

He’s not. A whistleblower provides evidence to which they had access, whether that access was legitimate or not. Someone who provides unverified testimony as to what someone else said is at best a gossip (when the stories repeated are true or at least likely to be so) and at worst a bullshitter.

I remember but it's the sort of thing actors and directors can think is about a million times more important than it actually is. And if it's really so important, why didn't Murphy have facial reconstruction surgery?

You can't go 3 hours without peeing? No joke here: See a doctor about that. "Small bladder" is far rarer than things like prostate enlargement and diabetes.