The rest of the zeros can be found in her malpractice settlements.

I want so badly to sympathize with these recipients of unwanted text messages...but I can’t. For one thing, they almost certainly opted in, and while that obviously shouldn’t prevent them from opting out later I think the relative benignity of text messages - as compared to phone calls - makes asking for monetary…

It’s such a bummer that this show is so bad. In Winter Soldier they did this sort of intrigue so well. Here we’re left with excellent actors just bopping from scene to scene without any indication the writers thought about things like arc or emotional investment. Sam and Ben should be great together but the story and…

I’m no kind of therapist but it reminds me of Dr. Melfi on The Sopranos discussing with colleagues (her ex-husband perhaps but whatever) that sociopaths use therapy not for self-improvement but to hone their own tools for manipulation.

“Portfolio Management" sounds like code for a debt collector. They're likely trying to score quick cash from clients in good standing because they're more likely to pay. 

Probably written by a weasely agent. Apparently, the words "I'm sorry this happened to you [at my home]" are too difficult to type and leave alone.

Probably not a good idea to date anyone if that’s an issue. Women have been in the workforce (out of the house) a bit too long for dicks to be jealous of the other men in their lives.

She should be so doomed. X-Force was hilarious in Deadpool 2.

I would absolutely spend that much for a VR headset...if it was contained in a size approximately that of swim goggles and an over-ear headset, providing at least 4K resolution. Otherwise, this crap isn't worth the price of a Nintendo Switch to me.

Mediocre white kids need all the help they can get. How else will they staff the Wisconsin legislature?

He has Secret Service agents to do his ground-standing. Though current policy is that former presidents are not entitled to lifetime protection, Barack should be the exception since the racists will never stop wanting to punish him for...I don't know... breathing?

Who?

The technical term is “alopecia.” It is often a localized phenomenon, such as with eyebrows, but it can also be widespread or even complete lack of hair growth.

Too expensive. He'll just dub footage of fish from Wicked Tuna.

“What? We're paying 0.01% of our net Superman profits to nobodies who don't even have a reality show? Shut it down!"

They're also almost certainly paying cash for jokes sent to them for this specific purpose. SNL Weekend Update does the same.

Punishment by slavery remains a permissible criminal punishment in the Constitution. Perhaps a possible option if a certain high-profile criminal defendant is convicted under the Espionage Act?

Exactly. RFDummy, Jr. was taken in by Andrew Wakefield's faked study linking vaccines to autism and simply remains one of many unwilling to admit they were duped by a charlatan.

As an Oregonian, I can tell you the chances of sane replacements are virtually zero. Local elections in Republican-controlled areas tend to be dominated by extremists. They see sensationalist stories - particularly on Faux News which has been targeting Portland for years - coming out of the urban (Democratic) areas…

Exactly my thought. If they wanted inclusivity of more content they could at least have called it Warner [something]. As it is, anyone interested in the latest HBO prestige show has to go A to C in order to find the thing online.