And hasn’t Chris totally turned on Trump? You’d think his niece would be up to date on her famous uncle.

Weinstein’s lawyers are clearly trying to make it appear that Newsom’s accusations were political in nature. They likely think members of the jury will be anti-Newsom and therefore like that the defense went after the victim so hard.

Yes, first name! My first thought is that you've got to know at least the first names of people you work with every damn day. Only a true douchebag wouldn't.

I’d call it unfortunate. I also think that a spouse holding out hope of reconciliation after six months of separation is probably in denial.

Children convicted as adults are not transferred to adult prisons until they turn 18. Not that it makes this charging decision less horrible, but what you're describing doesn't happen.

Those sound like good reasons for network executives to care. They don't, however, strike me as good - or even halfway decent - reasons for anyone else to care.

The problem with the Lifesavers books is really simple: Too many mints. I want fruit flavors and butterscotch (Are/were they called butter cream? No matter.), especially when I was a kid and couldn't give a shit how my breath smelled. My favorite was pineapple.

I had an aunt who drank Pepsi and milk. I never tried it because it seemed weird and my aunt alternated that drink with vodka. Her tastes were therefore not to be trusted.

Bah! Counter Earth is fine but give me all the Halfworld.

I'm sure he imagines that every German soldier and sailor in WWII was a true believer in German (white) superiority. It's more romantic than the truth that, like all cannon fodder, they were lied to and manipulated into offering their lives to the fatherland.

Revealing how utterly stupid someone is tends to land in the "mean" category.

And how much vinegar does each “literally” use in proportion to all other ingredients?

You know that NFL paychecks are not the lottery, right? He was, I’m sure, spending money all along - both wisely and otherwise - and possibly doing so with the expectation that he’d be playing for 10+ years. In other words, the idea that he saved up most of all of his NFL earnings is absurd.

Tom Selleck assures my mom (and I’m sure lots of other moms and grandmas) weekly that the problem in New York is the DAs who won’t prosecute the offenders. Blue Bloods is clearly not their story.

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Showing your penis to people without consent is often a crime (there are settings in which it is not). In this particular setting, there was an implication of group consent that, at the time, I found gross but acceptable in context.

She’s always seemed to pride herself on being as raunchy as any dude, but that’s part of my issue with even the more benign, self-deprecating, and raunchy workplace behavior: It’s not okay just because no women are around, nor is it okay if the women present say they don’t mind. Not only do women often go along with…

All this talk about raunchy writers’ rooms reminds me of Sarah Silverman talking about repeatedly seeing Harris Wittels’s penis and Chelsea Peretti constantly hearing stories about the oral sex he’d received. At the time (when I first listened to those episodes of Comedy Bang Bang) I thought those stories were pretty…

He probably would have gotten away with it had he not reverted to [violent] type in the hospital.