There's always a conversation to be had about paying to get a service without ads. Of course, if Musk initiated that conversation, Twitter revenue would instantly tank.

Tell that to the next hundred innocent people put on death row by overzealous cops and prosecutors. Perhaps CC the BIPOC who get death sentences at a higher rate than white folk.

What you’re suggesting doesn’t make sense. Tom has never shown a predilection for much younger women and Gisele is already rich as hell.

True. Ye is definitely allowed to be critical of rich, famous people.

Seriously! It's bad enough that states just go along with the federal minimum wage but having the lower tipped wage is inexcusable.

1. You don’t seem to understand how dangerous football is for its players.

Possibly a football wife who was well aware that every play could be their husband’s last with their mental and physical abilities still intact?

What might be worst is that he's a gay man giving cover to every bigot out there who thinks "What do they want to be called this week?" is insightful or humorous.

Exactly. This is a weak version of an Andy Rooney rant. Andy was an old curmudgeon for a long time before most of us encountered his humor. Sedaris is apparently moving into that phase of life.

I know it's true but it still seems crazy to me. Getting off is so easy for a guy that it seems mean to have someone else involved without reciprocating.

I’d go higher. If the wife was inexperienced, she wouldn’t even think to fake it.

1. No, picklers, you don’t get dibs on any patch of asphalt.

Who “they?” Are you another dumb putz who doesn’t understand sarcasm (made clear by the word “misogynistic”)? Or are you defending porn producers who have been abusing women by making them work with violent animals for years?

It would have to be better because it could hardly be worse. When my family bought the mixed cereal packs with the tiny one-portion boxes, literally nobody would eat the two servings of Special K. They always ended up in the trash.

A woman who has sex with a man on camera loses any right to complain about his behavior. It's the misogynistic game porn producers have played - successfully - forever.

You call them a hero and just skip being a dick.

There’s a thing where most folks “immediately regret” hurting someone. That should have happened here and Adams wouldn’t have walked another inch before helping the camera guy up, apologizing, and probably hugging him.

Particularly if you're pushed by an athlete whose job is literally to work out. People accidentally get maimed and even killed being shoved to the ground all the time. Those who could bench a couple humans at a time have a responsibility to control their shit.

No. "Known" because the cheater admitted to cheating.

At some point we all have to transition from believing Kanye has a mental illness to believing Kanye has a mental illness and is evil.