It’s a great version given the obvious limitations. The most obvious is that turns take longer, especially late game, but it’s really just a matter of degrees since the same happens on the PC. The lack of expansions is also a problem.

I used to go for the 20-piece McNuggets by itself (before they split them into two 10-piece boxes) and while I love the damn things I’d be sick every time. I think they just soak up too much oil because the same amount of chicken in tender form feels just fine.

I’m a fat fuck and I’m certain I could annihilate a 24-inch sub within a couple hours if one was put in front of me. I was just saying that their regular 8" size is enough to satisfy my needs for lunch, mainly because they put a respectable amount of decent-quality protein on their sandwiches (unlike Subway where the…

With Jimmy John’s at least, you'd be wrong. The 16" is the largest of three bread sizes and their smallest I always found satisfying as a fat man. It's also worth noting that removing the mayo would almost certainly cut the calories by a third. It's the deadliest part of the sandwich.

You should listen to the Doughboys podcast episode where they attempt to eat a McNugget every minute for an hour. No spoilers but it’s very funny and will probably save you some money when you eventually make your attempt.

Props for bringing up a Tim’s product, any variation of which annihilates the more widely available Kettle brand. That said, BBQ is never my flavor of choice. Tim’s jalapeno flavor is the chip I only buy when I'm ready to make myself sick eating potato chips.

Pizza Hut suffers from the most common fast food ailment: Over-expansion. Unfortunately, unlike Domino’s (which over-expanded then contracted), they haven’t really made an effort to improve their pizza quality.

Rubio is giving the developmentally disabled a bad name.

Precisely.

My apologies. I was joking around a bit and didn’t intend any insult.

I’d say that you shouldn’t expose yourself to the greys, but I’m usually posting as such and I’m a sweetheart.

Nah. I think you’re mistaking the higher voice pitches for loudness. It’s definitely drunk white guys who think they’re jocks who break the decibel meters, usually in an attempt to impress nearby college girls. 

Your premise is based entirely on a wild-ass guess. If we all operated in that way, we'd simply lie down and do nothing because something bad might happen. It's pure cowardice.

What part of “equal before the law” do you not understand? What part of “principle” do you not understand?

It's there because Kirby had to do something to make her distinctive after completely punting on her costume.

Every comic panel with both Kamala and Lockjaw is pure happiness.

Yeah, threatening to call the police because of non-payment is what you do after you’ve given a customer all the hospitality you normally offer. Kicking people out mid meal means you’re forfeiting your money in the interest of accomplishing other goals such as increasing the satisfaction of other customers in the…

No, because that’s speculation. It’s also sacrificing principle for the sake of political expediency. Either presidents aren’t allowed to brazenly violate the law or we might as well toss the Constitution onto the garbage fire this country has become

And? I don’t understand how Senate Republican intentions should mean that the House should abrogate its responsibilities.

We certainly won’t know unless they actually try to do something. Maybe it ends up being a big waste of time because the impeachment proceedings find nothing worth hanging on Trump (yeah, right - they’ve already got plenty and would almost certainly get more) or because the Senate looks at the overwhelming evidence…