They don't give two shits about Michael Brown or any of the bigger issues here.

While looting is unlikely to be a protest, or done with Michael Brown in mind, it's an incredibly strong indicator that a demographic feels that their actions are pretty much irrelevant (to their treatment, perception of them, etc.). If your experience is the police straight-up murdering people in your community,…

"Whenever" would be more appropriate if this were the first case of a cop killing an unarmed civilian without being indicted.

An overview of tonight's coverage:

BREAKING Newscasters

Please send Sean Hannity's ass out there ... Please, Please, Please

Why, you're not a soulless monster at all!

I mean, there are bugs in your flour.

Still don't want 'em in my dessert.

Ha. I was working at an extremely popular home-style meat and three place one year as a waitress. This place was really popular with families after church and on holidays we were slammed. One Mother's Day, we had two cooks call out, a hostess just never show, and three waiters not show. It was a shit show. People were…

Not excusing the dude with his aunt's ashes, but cremains are sterile. They were probably the cleanest thing in that kitchen.

I used to work at this super-trendy restaurant, the kind of place where the servers are incompetent but super hot and stylish — we were once on a list of 'Most Attractive Waitstaffs' for our city.

During high school I washed dishes in what passed for a fancy seafood restaurant in my outer-borough neighborhood. The entrees came out with a twice-baked potato and a little mini-bowl of vegetables. The owner instructed us that if potato or vegetable came back untouched we were to give it to the cook so he could…

I'm so sorry. I won't be shopping that day because I feel like you deserve the day off, too!

You and your sister-in-law are awesome for standing up for that poor server! What an asshat of a manager.

I used to work at a lunch place that served fancy salads and sandwiches, basic grill stuff, and soups. Customers would place orders at the counter and then we would deliver the food. It was in a touristy spot and we would get slammed on summer afternoons after the tours let out. Generally there was one fry cook, one…

It's just a different way of doing things. Portugal is a nation that peaked in the 15th century and took early retirement. If you're prissy about unidentifiable seafood, extremely laid-back attitudes to service, and the bread, olives, and cheese being passed around communally it's not the place for you.

This one is actually a good server/bad manager story. My sister-in-law loves to eat at this local restaurant that serves some amazing Spinach & Artichoke Dip. They are also the kind of place that is open until 11pm, but doesn't really have customers past 9. We came in around 9:30, ordered our usual, only people in the…

Except for the fact that it's not nice. It's gross food passed around until someone decides to be gross enough to eat it.

Ah BCO.... you complete me.... at least on Mondays...