The thing people ripping on the Steve Martin #1 ranking do not get is - he's still as quick, sharp and funny as they come. You need only look so far as his acceptance speech for lifetime achievement at this year's Oscars (which insanely was not aired - despite how much time having been wasted on various montages and…

Jon Stewart had my favorite Oscar joke of all time, and it was at least partially improvised:

Still not as bad as the cereal list

If it makes you feel better, I was an English major.

Almost got fired for laughing, holy fuck you guys have great jobs. Bravo.

I literally just laughed my way into tears. Thank you so much for this.

Would pay $20 cover to see a touring show of just Deadspin writers on stage arguing about food

Please post more chats by you beautiful lunatics.

#1. Deadspin is the greatest web site of all time based on this exchange alone

Sounds like the B-Side of a real cereal.

With a side of Werther's Originals.

Frankly I think it's unethical to post this on Deadspin without some kind of warning or label that it's satire.

This is the saddest list I've ever seen, including Schindler's.

Lists, Ranked:

GRAPE-NUTS FUCK YEAH

At first I was confused, becaue thhis could not possibly be an actual ranking. then I realized that the headline is wrong. It should be

Maybe with a littttle bit of sweet and low on top.

The best cereal.

This is just awful and wrong.

Hey, you forgot, "Just a grapefruit in a bowl," Grandma.