lol. We got married after about 9 months, and people always say that “When you know, you know!!” thing to us, and we’re always like, “HAHAHA NO, more like when you’re 21 you’re fucking stupid.” We just got super fucking lucky and turned out to be compatible after all.

I think it sounds like a disastrous move for her personal life but I’m looking forward to the material the resulting complications will bring.

It’s barely been a year. Amy, girl you crazy. Although, him being a chef is enticing.

I do wish the face looked more like Michelle. I mean, it’s a cool painting, I love the contrast of the grey and the blue, and I think the inclusion of the flying geese pattern on her dress is playful and fun (as a quilter I am a big fan of that pattern), but the face is just... off. Michelle Obama is a genuinely…

Leg position, for starters. The posture is poor as well. Terrible horsemanship, really.

Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

Is “I have a hot eastern European wife” the new “my girlfriend goes to another school, you don’t know her....”?

A Simple Poem of Anger

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

Also relevant to her argument.

Wow. So they think that Democrats want to kill unborn babies, willy-nilly, up to a second before birth?? I guess this explains why they’d rather have Moore, because its either a child rapist or a baby killer.

her 39-person bridal party

I’m not saying that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife.

Someone posted this a while ago which broke my heart for all the women involved.

Absolutely hate to say it, but Iggy Iggs did it better.

Never Forget:

I thought she was dressed up like Sally Bowles in Cabaret.

Is Doug getting less straight as time goes on or.....?

I thought she was dressed up as Kris Jenner on any given day...