I just read the wiki entry for “St Louis-style pizza” and I’m FURIOUS! Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone do this and then be proud that they had done it?!

As a former resident of both Chicago and New York: I concur. New York Bendy Triangle Pizza and Chicago Deep Dish Pizza are two separate foods. People who try to pit them against each other are being dumb. Just eat it, enjoy it, and shut the fuck up.

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

Look, if you’re paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York, there’s your first problem. I mean, what the hell is this? Stop putting so much water in your damn dough.

Instead, people who paid $75 a ticket to get in ended up with teeny, tiny slivers of cold dollar slices on paper plates.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

Can you believe she’s 35????? She went ham on that shit way too early. She looks like a well-preserved 52.

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

Maybe, but I would like to wear most of those dresses. Hopefully Roman hooker fashion will be the next trend after this boring 90's revival dies out!

They are supposed to be gladiators so it should be 100%.

I’m hoping 2/3 die of smallpox.

So, 2/3 of the cast will be slaves, yes?

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

45 can’t bring himself to mention any woman, even a murdered one, without framing it around whether he finds her attractive or not.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

This is amazing...

That’s because they don’t have pussies.