I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

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TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Certain of his books are really, really good. Others were written during cocaine and alcohol-fueled binges (Cujo, Tommyknockers) that they really don’t hold up well. King apparently doesn’t remember writing Cujo, since he was blackout drunk during most of the writing process.

My kids grew up around black people as well, and were the minority in their schools, but they know that their talking in that idiom is “forcing it.” As far as talking “street”, some black parents don’t hold with that either (I still remember how a couple of my son’s friends would turn it on and off depending if their…

Ugh. The non-black person putting on an African-American accent for fun and profit just drives me nuts. It’s like this woman I know who travels to Ireland maybe one or two weeks a year and loves to put on the accent in front of every Irish person she meets. You can see the “please no” in their eyes.

You better cash her outside...or something...

60 years? Do these people hate regan or just forget about him? Also shouldn’t it be 70 years? That is when good old Franklin “commie” Roosevelt instituted the new deal and became president for life.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

Trump was sworn in as president 2 full months ago. He was elected to the office two and a half months prior to that. I think there’s a statute of limitations as to how many victory laps a person can take, no?

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

He seems insanely annoying, like being with him for an extended period of time would be exhausting.

My wife and I were just talking about this yesterday because there’s (yet another) anti-trans bill on the way through the TX legislature right now. We had the news on, and they were interviewing a trans woman who I would never have even guessed was trans if she hadn’t just said so. So my wife and I were talking about…

Based on the quote in the article, it appears SCOTUS may wait until there are a couple more appellate decisions they can review with the full legal analysis before they take a case like this again. And if all the circuits are in agreement, I suspect they would be less likely to take this case or a similar one. This is…

I can say from a rather short experience that solitary confinement is torture in every way but name.

I was picked up on an outstanding warrant, having just left a rehab facility for a variety of issues (drug and alcohol abuse, major depressive disorder, etc.), and was taken to my local jail. I was in an already…

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

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That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

Yeah the republicans are really letting it all hang out now, huh?

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.