I’m on Team Beard

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

What is this nonsense?

What is even the point of this? So she had sex with her husband, oooooh, scandalous.

can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

Wait... I thought the ‘cooking’ at TGI Fridays was just outing frozen shit in a microwave...

Having not followed their show and the fallout from their relationship...why would he be donating his checks to charity? Does he not have to make a living? Does he not have to pay child support? I was under the impression that after TLC, they both had major money difficulties.

Christian Bale once asked an assistant to “eliminate” a fan, and detailed a method of killing them with a screwdriver. Thank god I’m not a fan!

That, my pals, is the joke. What if the tabloids are wrong about everything?

I don’t know anybody who has seen it or even really wants to see it.

https://twitter.com/hassanchoudary…

Raw hamburger served on glass ceiling.

Uhhh... Lamar?

Lamar clearly has a death wish. Yes, he’s a vicious addict, but you’d think after he nearly lost his life he would have counted his blessings. Word is he is the nicest, most generous guy ever, adored by teammates. This is heartbreaking.

literal baby

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

I mean- are there rides? I feel like the coal mining ride from Dollywood would work well. Just like instead of plunging into mines-you plunge into the pits of hell and watch little animatronic sinners having hot rocks shoved into their behinds. Singing “hell is real after all.” On a loop.