I’ve had my eye on snapchat and a bunch of (former) friends of mine are drinking and partying and the narcissist in me kind of thinks that their lavish displays are partly an attempt to show me how “pathetic” my life is for staying in with my bf instead of being like an über social party animal? But I’m totally a…

Went to dinner with bf, his parents, three (of his four) sisters, their three husbands, and four of their kids! Had some yummy white pizza and deep fried double stuff Oreos, a margarita, a martini, and then two more margaritas at home! We’ll be popping the champagne shortly.

Ah I see what you mean now. It seems like this is a topic that very few people look at and say, “well he MIGHT be guilty but I don’t know.” Most people are very firmly in one camp or the other.

How hard would it be to have a blank line and then “handwritten” words like ‘President’ or ‘Astronaut?’ I mean really

I don't think it will be an issue. There are still plenty of people who think that all of these women are lying whores who just want his money. (Their words, not mine.)

Lol let me in its cold and I want wine!

hahaha this comment cracked me up

My heart aches for Tamir Rice and his family. My niece is 12. My cousin is 12. They are both young and innocent and full of playfulness and silliness. I hope the DoJ is able to investigate and deliver this family some justice.

And bingo was his name-o!

Oh no! You don’t think I’m funny? I’m gonna go write about it in my diary right now :’-(

Same! Every woman I know including myself is constantly freezing!

The only reason why he was asked about it is because he tweeted about it first. Do you know what Twitter is?

>I think it was the last time you got laid.

John Quincy Adams went skinny dipping in the Potomac regularly. Calvin Coolidge used to like having Vaseline rubbed on his head while he enjoyed breakfast. Warren Harding lost the White House china in one single hand in a poker game. Taft literally got stuck in a bathtub. Jefferson owned pet bears. LBJ would have…

I like how you're dismissing everyone who is calling you out! When did you last donate $1 million+ to charity?

I’m genuinely glad! I like hearing about good Best Buy sales experiences. Especially Open Box stuff!

David? Mr. Spade? Is that you?

Many thanks!

Truth.

Yep. This is correct.