baarnacles
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when my bf’s sister got married, the other brother in laws in the family, my bf, and the groom’s two friends took the groom out to dinner, that’s all they did! it was low-key and very nice! the groom is a bit of a nerd and a pretty quiet and introverted guy so there was no way they were going to get hammered and go to

probably john mayer’s

they have like a bazillion business ventures. money is coming in from all directions.

*she

I COSIGN THIS BYE

yeah that’s kanye lol. north looks a hell of a lot like him but she has lighter skin than he does.

i agree with you 1000000% about putting kids on reality tv. it’s gross. i don’t even understand when people i know who have kids post nonstop fucking pictures of their kids on social media. i know i will not be doing that shit when i become a mom. it’s not up to me to broadcast my kids’ lives on public channels when

i frequent the local chipotle VERY often and i’m always extremely smiley and i chat with the employees and thank them generously because the place is always packed. they know me by name, i have not paid for a meal there in over a year, and for christmas the manager gave me a $25 gift card to chipotle. i only use the

that sounds DELICIOUS. is this a thing i can order?!

i love coffee, tea, AND frappuccinos/frozen drinks. i’m an anomaly.

the holiday caramel brulee is deliciousness of epic proportions

the anniversary birthday cake frappuccino was hands down the most delicious beverage i’ve ever had from Starbucks. i tried the s’mores one and i was underwhelmed. i would probably love it had i not tried the birthday cake.

who cares what guys choose

abortion cartel, huh? sounds fun. can all pro-choice people get cool matching gang tattoos? possibly on our faces? do i get my own machete or machine gun or something? are there any membership or registration fees?

she can't be dating niall horan because i am currently dating niall horan

prince george is seriously so freaking cute. i want to be his nanny so i can give him sweets all the time and spoil him rotten. the pictures of him waving to the crowds the day the princess was born KILLED ME with cuteness! i just wanna eat his chubby cheeks up!

last night i sent an email to a real estate agency about potential office work positions! i hope they have something available. even just taking calls and writing down names and phone numbers would be great, i’d be starstruck like 24/7 lol. i’d make a good secretary! i’m organized and i like office materials. i hope

thank you! it’s hard not to compare myself especially with social media. every time people post about their accomplishments and stuff i’m just like, “well gee... today i successfully made an over-easy egg without breaking the yolk in the pan?” lol. i hope your friend loves her real estate career! it seems like such a

as per my parents, yeah, sadly i have to get a job. it’s soooo stressful and draining. when i was in my freshman year, i worked a seasonal retail job that kicked my ass. i was working 50-70 hours a week and going to school. i was soooo drained! i would have nightmares about my job and talk in my sleep about it, and