you’ve already embarrassed yourself enough for the both of us

north west is soooooooo cute

sean and catherine. i don’t even watch the show. but my friend showed me something funny they both said/did on Instagram so i started following them. they're pretty adorable.

yay for the newport jazz festival mention! i live near newport and the jazz festival is great! i always tell people that if they live in new england they should try to attend at least once!

yes. i am a fetus. i’m kinja-ing from the womb. what's up peeps

lmao what

are people not allowed to educate themselves on topics that they’re passionate about? i’m very passionate about reproductive rights and the pro-choice movement, and i can list off a whole bunch of statistics about them for you, but i’ve never been pregnant nor have i ever had an abortion. is it a new law that you HAVE…

THEYRE THE FRICKEN BOMB. seriously no other ice cream cake company can do those crunchies the way carvel does! my mom occasionally buys ice cream cakes for no real reason. it is awesome.

is it kosher to hire a bouncer for your wedding? all these horror stories about guests wearing white and proposing is making me want a bouncer for my eventual nuptials. if you're wearing a white dress you gotta go back home and either change or rethink your life choices!

how many freaking memoirs does chelsea handler have? she’s only fricken 40! i’ve read i think two of her books? i don't know how many there are left but i see no end in sight

right?! is there an email notification list i can put myself on when it's available?

omg?! HOW DARE YOU

why would you comment and tell me to shave my head when i said in the original post that im not cutting my hair short like please don't waste my time

im not trans so i don’t want to “cissplain” but based on what my trans friends have told me, choosing a new name is a way of putting their “former identity” behind them, and it’s another way of living authentically, the way they feel they should’ve been able to live to begin with. i’ve also been told, by one friend in…

i think he said in the diane sawyer documentary thing that he was absolutely not going with a K name hahah

amazing! brava! you are a true, shining beacon of kindness and humility! we can all learn from your example

you’re a saint! i’m calling the pope first thing tomorrow morning to let him know of your service to mankind!’

today i held a door open for the person behind me. please start an internet campaign about how polite i am. thank u

just asked my bf if he was going to cry at our wedding and he said he was gonna lactate instead. definitely a keeper.

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