So you're only allowed to comment if the game is broken for you? Simplified, you're only allowed to comment if you are on one side? What are you, a Fox News disciple or something?

I know, but "Man Who Just Lit Olympic Torch Was One of the Best Goalies Ever and Got Pulled From a Game In Which His Team Eventually Lost To a Bunch of College Kids" doesn't have the same ring to it.

"How'd he get back up?"

Thought I read this weekend that Munchak was headed to Detroit, but then he apparently interviewed for the Steelers OL coach job as well. If he takes the Steelers OL coach job, this whole picture looks ever worse

Urban Meyer (Still finishing a Papa John's pizza)

This is fucking BRILLIANT!

Suck it D-Wade!

Holy crap the NHL made major decisions that actually make sense!

"Take a look at where the Kings are after the original shot. Three of them seem to be having a chat with goalie Jonathan Quick! "

The Kings are still confused over what actually counts as a goal after this farce this last weekend.

"My husband can not f****ing throw platitudes and catch them at the same time." —- Gisele Bundchen

Well, technically, you did most of your winning with hidden cameras, but tomato, tomahto.

I like the idea of instant replay for this. I think it's weird not to. But in this specific case, can we be clear about one thing:

Minus the fact Seattle had more penalties called against them.. For more yards.
Do you have any more (bullshit) theories?

When do we call Brady a choker? I mean, that's what people would have said of Manning. Brady can no longer win the big game. What a choker.

"Philip Rivers throws to... who I can only assume is an undrafted rookie from Appalachian State... And INTERCEPTED... by... a guy who probably played in the CFL last year? Maybe? Fuck it."

I'm pretty sure that in this instance "a couple of drinks" means "a whole lot of drinks, but I'm raging alcoholic, so I can handle it."

He really is actually, this isn't a conversation and everyone can read what you wrote.

Actually, the typical "bro treatment" would involve her getting the shit beaten out of her.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

If you can't explain something properly, then the issue is with you. Not the person you're trying to explain it to.