How did he end up with head trauma? It's not like he ever hit anyone. Maybe gold lame' paint is toxic?

There was a lot of transplantation of people from Pittsburgh to South Carolina, especially the Aiken/Augusta area in the late 80's/early 90's due to the reactor re-start days of the Savannah River Site. That's part of it.

Well, I can explain the yellow splotch in Southern Oregon. Troy Polamalu is from the area. Since we don't have an NFL team of our own, we heavily support local players.