I'm even bad against the computer :(

Hopefully we can convince Dan to change the name to the Washington Kykes. I mean, sure, it *could* be taken as offensive. But I like to think of it as embracing the proud history of the Jewish faith. And the Jews just need to get over their victim mentality anyhow. I mean, shit, what's really happened to them?

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You didn't really have to reroll. You just had to pull the floppy before the file wrote. Come on, this is rookie material!

Would you blame us if we didn't watch the idiocy that is Unnecessary Night Football starring a pair of bumblefuck teams?

At the risk of playing the drama queen card, I've had the sneaking suspicion that ESPN has purposely limited its coverage on the NHL ever since it lost the TV contract an eon ago. Even on nights without a basketball game, hockey is given noticeably short shrift. Which is fine, it's business and all that. But I…

Risk vs. Reward. Not hard.

"We define ourselves by the other team."

Soften the blow of missing out on Destiny's Limited and Ghost Editions, and not playing on launch day by getting 20% off.

Congress in 3...2....1....

We've won ... THINGS after we got caught cheating. Lots of THINGS. No thing that anyone really gives a shit about, but THINGS nonetheless.

I think the point (or at least my version of it) isn't that Brady isn't good. It's that if you can (and they did) put a helmet on a mannequin and get two 1000yd receivers, Top 5 offense and >400 points scored, then you need to consider that element when evaluating whether to erect a Golden Calf statue to He Who Is Of…

Those could be duck fat frites (err...fries) and I'll tell you something: do NOT sleep on fries made in duck fat.

Ebook, hands down. Simply the ability to have my books (all of them!) with me wherever whenever is astonishingly awesome (and doing so adding zero weight and zero space). Oh, long checkout line? Open the book and read a few pages. On the train. At the doctor's office. At work on the toilet... oh wait (but yes,…

And then we'll punch your fiancee out cold and stab your friend. The Ravens Way.

We have different definitions of "a lot" when it comes to wooing a multibillion company. $2 grand? Really?

So what do you say about the shitty Steelers rush? They can't run the ball but at least they spend <$14M to suck at it.

I was bored reading this. It's like watching the team itself.

Agreed! I got the small Command and it's got plenty of space but is lightweight (2.4lbs, a big plus for everyday hauling) and, as you said, TSA compliant for when you do fly. It's side pocket is awesome for travel tickets (I use the train often) or other items you might want to grab quickly. The tablet section is…

Off they go, into the wild blue yonder