An ad hominem on the planners doesn’t change what they said chief. Even if you think they’re incompetent, they’re right here.

Hot take: Those transit agency employees are idiots.

You realize subways are electric, right? You also realize one train can move HUNDREDS of people at once, right? Breakdowns are due to deferred maintenance, not because the concept is flawed.

You realize that subways are electric right?

The subway is electric and breaks all the time. Being electric doesn’t mean it’s reliable at all.

OK guys…we’ve dug a long tight tunnel. Now how do we ensure the car stays on course and doesn’t crash against the sides? Let’s put in on rails, brilliant!

No, I think that’s called Twitter.

Silly Elon.  An underground tube that delivers crap from one point to another is called a sewer.

I’m not the world’s biggest Tesla fan, but seems pretty cut-and-dry to me. I’m amazed these guys thought they’d get away with it. 

Forget her. Tiffani is the only reason I watched that show as a kid

And you’d be correct to do so lol...

This is a preview of how I will eulogize you some day.

Won a bet with my now-wife that Valerie drove an NSX, not a 3000GT (yeah, why she confuses the two isn’t the point).  $100 was owed.  It is now 20 years later, no $100 payout.

Like in the video, I saw this coming, but I couldn’t look away and kept reading.

That’s not snow, Jason. That’s snew.

Can’t finance tires over 96 months.

- Has a $30-40k truck.

Well, those fenders and quarters are all plastic.............

Yeah. On top of it, some of these people will pass you which is fine, but they’ll slow down you end up passing them again, because they were never going quick to begin with. Or the ones that you catch up to, they speed up and you end up passing 12 miles down the road cuz they got tired of moving at that speed and…