Nothing, but now you’re focusing your attention on what he might have meant, instead of the fact that the President of the United States is being represented by a fascist apologist with proven links to neo-Nazi groups in Hungary, who has lied about his military and educational history, and was incapable of obtaining a…

Of course it’s much bigger than that-that’s why this jackass felt comfortable enough to tell a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL that he didn’t want to date her AT WORK because she was too fat like this was a normal thing to do.

She’s too big for him?

I do a separate thing for caramelized onions, but yea.

Late response but... you’re sorta right. You don’t “mix” the cheese into the meat but rather make two thin patties and put them together with the cheese in the middle.

Thabk you for being the voice of reason. I fashion 2 thin patties, put 2-3 slices of cheese in between the two, as the burgers cook the cheese gets melted and fills the void, and leaves you with a perfect burger, cooked medium (since the cheesey void keeps the center pink), with hot gooey cheese in the middle.

More cheese is always an acceptable answer.

Aaand the wipe-standing-up crowd chimes in...

Hamburgers are sandwiches, hotdogs are tacos. Fight me.

This is a fair compromise, in that in for any compromise that means more cheese on my sandwich.

Here we go....

“...when the patties go into the sandwiches.”

Perhaps we could just put the meat, seasoning, cheese, condiments, and bun into a food processor for you, add liquid, and let you drink your burger amalgamation through a straw. Ya freak.

This guy gets it.

whaaaaa?! This sounds like a prank.

No. My God no.

It seems like the compromise solution here is to put cheese on the top bun *and* on the burger as it grills.

Heresy!