At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

Until a GOPer has the balls to come forward and say “I can’t believe I voted for this assclown”, I can’t be bothered.

I’m slightly torn.

It’s important that they decide who gets to be the sub-alpha by playing office politics and doing character assassination on Twitter. The way the Founders intended.

She needs to text him: “Thoughts and prayers, motherfucker, thoughts and prayers!”.

At least he still has the love of his wife to comfort him during this time.

First he was Mooching at the White House.

Take it from a gay man who has had his share of DL brothers to deal with. They view you, because of their internalized hatred and sense of shame around their own sexuality, as merely an avenue to a nut. When they achieve said nut, they revert back to their hateful, shameful selves. Plenty of times I’ve had the same…

DUMBASS FELLOW MEN:

But...why would you want to raise your kid that way? I mean, I have kids, and sure, if it came to “my kid and another kid are drowning and I can only save one”, I think every parent would know which way they’d go. But in a country where there is such an abundance of food that we turn excess protein into food for our…

Yup. I’m naturally inclined to be overprotective of my little Dinos, but even *I* know that teaching them independence is the loving thing to do. They’re going to be here after I’m gone (God willing) and they at least need to know how to wipe their own asses and make some damn Ramen.

Yep, and I don’t really think this is anything new. It’s always been the status quo, with everything that has gone on in the world over the last couple centuries, or hell, most of human history, how can we possibly think anyone ever cared about random kids? People who cared at all about someone beyond themselves and…

Which is why people go into a frothing knot whenever a woman runs into the drugstore and leaves her ten year old in the car for five minutes. We make her bear the burden of the fact that we really don’t care by projecting a frenzied level of false concern.

“I just keep telling myself that despite all that’s going wrong with the world at this exact moment, we’re still lucky to be alive right now. This is still the best time to be alive, as a human being, than ever before.”

I don’t long for the days of “Won’t someone please think of the children?!?” pandering. It’s just as disingenuous as not giving a shit about kids at all. It’s simply using them as a political cudgel, usually to defend something stupid or abhorrent. What we’re lacking is good old fashioned empathy for our fellow man,…

Yeah I think the problem isn’t not caring about children, it’s caring too much about your own children and not at all about anyone else’s.

Why don’t they just rename fox news “WHOPPERS” White house official presidential propaganda excrement recycling service?