But, come on, four or five holes — that's not six or seven holes! So there's hope. THERE'S HOPE, RIGHT?

Both. Those films actually take place in the same cinematic universe.

So they gave that scene to Hodor instead.

Song of the Summer? Jamie xx's "Loud Places" is my song of the year.

You're goddamn wrong.

I don't know, it was mentioned pretty explicitly.

About 25 years younger.

And maybe because it's summer. Or they like giving out Cs — I know every one of my elementary school teachers did.

DISQUS! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a ba… Lost my train of thought.

Looks like next week's finale is going to be 90 minutes long. Or did we already know about this? I just discovered it today.

"It does indeed look like… you might see… the side of the road."

If by which you mean cream soda… then you're right! Love having some A&W with my BBW.

If you're buyin', I'm applyin'!
Mostly because I'm already halfway through Jo's Squirt 2: Beautiful Hoser and if I get up now, I'll be in quite the sticky situation.

Well, that turned into a link so now I just have to click it.
cracks knuckles
Here we go. Goodnight, all.

It's not even 320 Kbps! I say, as a somewhat smaller douche (a douchelet?)

Angry Birds 2: Electric Pigaloo

You could say

They are! Pitchfork's article had a bit more information on that.
http://pitchfork.com/news/6…

Is that a Palm Pre that he's typing on? I used to have a Palm Pre! I'm just one great sitcom, a punishing fitness regime, and a couple of blockbuster roles away from being the next Chris Pratt!

*masturbates furiously to Col Flanders' sexy, sexy googling*