this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read

I learned that I never want to own a new car again and that practicality caused deep depression to set in until the car was paid off. I needed simple, clean design with a soul. I sold my "new" car immediately after the last payment and bought a lovely decades-old European car from a German gentleman who had settled…

In the movie Mars Attacks! The town of Pahrump is where the Martians first landed on earth. So now when Earthlings (or at leas our technology) first landed on Mars, we landed in Pahrump too.

Really? I have to explain this?

Probably make do with a little audio announcement like when you call a recorded phone line.

Original isn't a hatchback

I think the Mk4 Golf has a very clean and simple. It really defined what all hatchbacks would look like for the 2000's. That said, it still looks old, but not 15 years old.

So...beautiful...

But the list is all-or-nothing. I mean, I respect the WRX and Speed3 for their performance, but they miss out on the good-looking part in my book.

RAM pickup with the split in the bumper always has that huffing bull face.

Ok, I was trying to find one but I found this instead. It's too good to not share.

They need to rediscover coke.

I thought he just said "I'm never gonna drive again" Did I miss "not again" part?

Probably be exceptionally more difficult in a paddle-shift equipped Smart Fortwo that's for sure...

The F4 Phantom. Aerodynamic proof of the theory that anything will fly as long as you put a big enough engine in it.

The Harrier. Redefined how to take off and land.

General atomics mq-1 predator aka The drone.