tl;dr you seem sad. Its okay, friend. you are forgiven.

huh? why you mad, bro?

A new season can’t get here soon enough

They didn’t spend any money, they’re just now taking less from the people.

Yea, he’s close. What about this guy though??

But speculating is the fun part!

Oh please, this ‘special election’ was all about scandal. You think Jones campaigned on Net nuetrality and other important issues? No, they were just slinging everything they had at each other. It was ugly.

In my area, all the cab drivers in the area log onto uber and request so many rides that surge pricing is activated, so that people looking for rides call the cab companies instead.

Let’s try that the other way around..
I have black co-workers, but I do not have black “friends”. ...smh..

Don’t forget the NICE STERO SYSTEM!

I bet the salesman was holding in his laughter when it rolled in.

I sorted for manual transmission within 500 miles.

*shudders*

Dodge Dart Rallye?

JUST IN IS A 2014 FORD FIESTA SE 4 DOOR 5 SPEED WITH ONLY 69K. THE EYE LASHES ARE REMOVABLE...... ITS A 2 OWNER CAR WITH A CLEAN CAR FAX. THE CAR IS IN VERY NICE CONDITION INSIDE AND OUT. IT RUNS AND DRIVES LIKE NEW WITH THE VERY SMOOTH 5-SPEED TRANNY. ITS A REALLY FUN CAR TO DRIVE AND GETS REAT GAS MILAGE. THE…

Looked up cheap Ford Fiestas in my area, Lime green as inspired by this video.

How was the Countach my fav supercar gfrowing up and NOT know about this movie... born Dec 1987 for reference (yea just turned 30... ugh). Was I sheltered or was this a cult classic unknown to mass public?

I’ll just say Cortana blows. I’ve had a Kinect for a couple years now for the XBOne, and simply saying “Xbox, go to Pandora” works a lot better than “Hey Cortana, go to Pandora”. She’s all, “Would you like me to search for that?” HELL NO. DO NOT BING ANYTHING.

That PUBG clip with the sniper had me cracking up.